Should it bother me that this went unremarked?

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 06/27/2017 at 10:03 • Filed to: None

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My behavior has become normalized and it’s time to find a new workplace with coworkers who do not accept this sort of excuse at face value.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:10

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Au contraire, you need to step up your behavior. Start drinking iced coffee out of Venetian loafers.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:11

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That why I worry if I leave the restaurant industry, normal behavior where I work crossing the line every other job. 

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:11

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That why I worry if I leave the restaurant industry, normal behavior where I work crossing the line every other job.

Honeybunchesofgoats > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/27/2017 at 10:12

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Can we compromise? How about Venetian coffee out of iced loafers?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:13

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Meatloaf coffee out of iced lemons.

Honeybunchesofgoats > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 06/27/2017 at 10:15

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That Juke stuff certainly wouldn’t fly in most industries.

Honeybunchesofgoats > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/27/2017 at 10:15

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I’m pretty sure that’s Cockney rhyming slang from something really filthy.

Mods!

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:15

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Why are you working at a place where people drink cold coffee and wear loafers!

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:16

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The stuff makes Juke stuff look tame.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:16

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The stuff makes Juke stuff look tame.

OPPOsaurus WRX > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 06/27/2017 at 10:17

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try going from a construction job to a state office. The looks I got when I asked if anyone else was gunna order a fucking beer at lunch.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:17

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I really do need to start making my own Cockney rhyming slang lexicon. I don’t think even with words like “Berk” that the normal one goes far enough into vulgarity, and the urban dictionary is so passe these days.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Chariotoflove 06/27/2017 at 10:18

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Because I don’t have the skills to survive in a real job and it’s too late to turn back now.

My best argument for hiring me is that any company that does can qualify as a non-profit, both because employing me is a charitable act, and because I steal enough time and office supplies that I negate all of their profits.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:19

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It shouldn’t bother you. Acceptance is the final stage of grieving.

Honeybunchesofgoats > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 06/27/2017 at 10:19

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I don’t see how that’s possible without being very illegal.

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:20

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Are the pens any good!

Honeybunchesofgoats > TheRealBicycleBuck 06/27/2017 at 10:22

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But working with me is supposed to have just two stages repeating indefinitely: anger and grieving.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:22

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What happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Chariotoflove 06/27/2017 at 10:24

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I use my own pens. I’m all about heavy the weight paper and binder clips, baby.

Honeybunchesofgoats > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 06/27/2017 at 10:24

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Until it gets served to someone’s table

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:29

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Watch the movie waiting, it’s accurate.

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:32

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Small, medium, or large binder clips? Weigh your answer carefully. Our friendship hangs in the balance. I’m very particular about my office supplies

Party-vi > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:38

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CalzoneGolem > Chariotoflove 06/27/2017 at 10:50

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All the sizes. Different size documents need different size clips.

X37.9XXS > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:50

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Not having free access to pillage the office supplies was the main thing I missed when I retired

CalzoneGolem > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 10:51

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Time to up your game son!

Chariotoflove > CalzoneGolem 06/27/2017 at 10:51

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If you’re only thinking about documents, you just don’t get it.

Chariotoflove > OPPOsaurus WRX 06/27/2017 at 10:54

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That bites. I’ve ordered mix drinks before at lunch, with my boss sitting next to me.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 11:26

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Honeybunchesofgoats > Chariotoflove 06/27/2017 at 11:37

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For their intended purpose, medium. For constructing Rambo-style cubicle traps, large and giant, for novelty and craft purposes, small.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Chariotoflove 06/27/2017 at 12:03

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at previous jobs i’ve had boss’s order rounds for us. at that place its grounds for termination.

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/27/2017 at 12:06

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Correct.

Chariotoflove > OPPOsaurus WRX 06/27/2017 at 12:06

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Blech.